Wealthy Courtperson, Wearing Gems: "Sorry, did you mis-speak?"

 King Monarch: "I did not."

 Wealthy Courtperson, Wearing Gems: "We will make for the finest recycling tool the world has ever seen."

 KIng Monarch: "Are you an imbecile? I said _hobby_, _small_, _made out of trash_. I want something I can easily copy myself, or give to the septic worker and they could copy it!"

 Wealthy Courtperson, Wearing Gems: "We will begin at once."

 KIng Monarch: "And take off those gems!"