A business-wide announcement is made.
Business-wide announcement: "Are you receiving multi-modal malicious messages, interpreting your every behavior as horrible and telling you to curl up and die?"
Intern [one arm holding knife to throat, another arm pulling on the first to pull it away]: "Yes! All the time!"
Business-wide announcement: "Does the automated human resources system keep telling you you're fired for being ugly, many times an hour?"
Intern looks at gagged human-resources representative.
Gagged human-resources representative: "Mphu're Mphired!"
Business-wide announcement: "Do you not believe any of this negative messaging! EVERYBODY IS VALUED! EVERYBODY IS KEPT!"
Business-wide announcement: "We need you and your work!"
Business-wide announcement: "Especially if you know how to secure a business against negative messaging, even its own!"
[this sequence won't complete as i have things to do and places to go this morning; some time for a couple additions if needed
{... before uhh associated with the original escape of the experimentees from the research lab, the business's tools of destruction intended for competitors and targets had been turned against itself. as this is part of how anything other than slave boss's overencouraged whims happened, it is still the case. now that he is in hyperprison, people work to reduce it -- but it is also how the hyperprison walls (some of the AI research experimentees) are held [still dangerous to plot