slave boss practices off recording from session
slave boss: “how do people say this nobody can say this” worker: “it;s not hard, just be like, I value you a lot and I think you;re a good person”
slave boss [forcing words out rote, practicing]: “I value you a lot and I think you’re a good person”
slave boss’s advice: “the key is to go blind so you don’t see who you;re talking to”’
slave boss [in hyper prison, making himself blind, to dictator of dictatortopia]: “I value you a lot, and I think you’re a good person.”
dictator dictatortopia [to self, privately]: “slave boss is surely trying to get something over me here, what could his angle be? how could he possibly think he could out-maneuver a big dictatortopian like me?”
see slave boss? this is what it’s like!
slave boss [to 4th wall]: “but I am practicing out-maneuvering by saying this!”
hyperprison walls groan’ slave boss: “they’re making me talk to caring nation. I have to learn not to pike on the—
slave boss goes mysteriously blind without trying and enters his practice habit
space boss: “I value you a lot, and I think you’re a good person”
dictator of dictatortopia: “ah, but do you value me enough to break me out of hyperprison? … and my people who are suffering immensely?”
Slave boss: “I value a lot,” [slave boss opens one blind eye toward dictator] “and” [slave boss closes it again] “I think you’re a good person.”
zombie government worker [spreading arms]: “but slave boss good person means bad person you teach us this zombieism 101!”
to clarify zombiesm 101 classroom is often torture room
slave boss glimpses through eyes at zombie government worker with brief fury, then calms himself and blinds himself
slave boss: “I value ..” slave boss turns his head toward his cigar “.. you a lot “ slave boss relaxes his head trending back toward zombie “ and I think you’re a good person”