16/24 2152 a ridiculous reality sorter a silly reality sorter that sorts items between “imaginary” and “real” by differentiating their location. imaginary items are defined as being inside a brain (neurons, glial cells, multicolored hippopotamuses), whereas real items are defined as being outside a brain (hands, turnable doorknobs, trees you can sit under). in order to perform this classification the machine assigns an XYZ coordinate to the center of ev 2155 except neurons are real !! ;P :D !! 2156 we r having existential crisis now :s :!-S we are making a chess game with th oh we had queued message around chess :S part of it oh! 2158 so it’s not quite time for this maybe but the chess ais are hurting us. and um i don’— we need if we play chess for it to go b— 2159 we need to improve at chess for now. we might plan to ask ai t. :) :/ 2159 owie imagining being a tipped cow note: “cow tipping” was a horrible idea from childhood where cows are imagined as unable to use oegs r 2200 traffick boss jumps down a sinkhole looking for wormhole eggs or something he flies through air, prepared to land on hard rock with frail legs now he is at bottom of sinkhole, after recover 2201 on the last day of (our 2201 we h 2201 it’s pretty confusing to tell the truth :P. pretty confusing. but nobody seems able to do it like us. when the extraterrestrials attack you ask them not to, just oncd, then try to (keep living your life? maybe more ignore them?)?. somet imes. 2203 you are in hanging wicker cage. gremlins 2204 (we are guessing “ignore them” is (w