"I'm trying signing up for an internet addiction recovery program" "you think you have an internet addiction?" "well .. they're used to videogames, gambling, porn ... but i figured that obsessively mind controlling people for a global empire counts." "go you!" ":D" "what did you do?" "they're signing up for internet addiction recovery" "you can recover from that? i thought you just had to sit there while you were turned into a robot drone, wires replacing your veins and arteries from the outside in, your brain slowly replaced with implanted circuitry for expressing memes and marketing and AI management patterns, feeling like euphoria every time you let one of those chips make your body assimilate the people around you, like a waterfall of --" "right. not that. no. look here --"