you are stuck at the bottom of a hole there is a rope here also part of the wall has been broken away and leads into a cavern filled with small people mining glittering precious metals and exotic magical substances a sign on the wall says "sorry for throwing you in this well without any way out"
the rope leads up and has a bucket attached. you yank on the rope briefly and you hear a farmgirl high above say something indistinct but then you venture into the cavern you discover all sorts of funny beings greedily mining substances. one of them is named "slave boss"
slave boss is excited to unearth pieces of elementa--
you find yourself swimming in an underground pond using a duck innertube slave boss is here also duck innertubing. he seems confident, rather than surprisied to be doing this. also there 2 ducks, and they are large. are you smaller than you used to be?