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janitor decided to walk to teleportation shell corp startup to srr janitor 2, and they had a utility room meeting, over a card table
janitor: "everybody's holding slave boss's fragmentation cause of how things went down way back when."
janitor 2: "fragmentation?"
janitor: "sometimes he's playing cards, sometimes in a dungeon, sometimes tapdancing or doing legos"
janitor 2: "i thought that was normal for you:
janitor: "i mean all at the same time, yanking on--"
janitor 2: "ohhh well maybe people should visit the ghost over here, where slave boss is just eternally tripping mid-air or something"
janitor: "i was thinking something like that
janitor: "could you guys maybe send that ghost over here and put our slave boss in the trash folder or something?"
janitor 2: "oh! yeah! lemme have him teleported back --"
janitor: "no wait!
janitor 2: "i don't mean _physically_. we can do the teleport the other way, so our slave boss is doing tapdancing legos, and yours is flailing. most of us are new hires for the project; we should survive seeing your boss do antics." janitor: "great, great." janitor dropped off a pepsicoke and made to go. janitor 2: "but wouldn't you rather we just deleted him and fixed everybody up with the technology researched for the teleporter?"