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I'd love for this to happen! I wish someone would condense the instructions for making nukes in one's garage into 4-6 lines suitable for .sigs.

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New York will probably get it first, Doctor.

You say this as if it would be a bad thing. :)

A Teller idea, pulverize everything east of Broadway (I'm west), the Atlantic Community, landmass Asia, Pacific Rim and isles, all the way round to putrid New Jersey, but, hey, precision shape the shot so my house of cards, now thirty years in the making and almost done, gets finally finished. There's a $25 booby prize involved and its my sole Friedman-free market pension, having never fed the FDR pinko kitty, having never invested wisely, having never got more than a sack to piss blood in, getting what the American people promised in the We Want You, Be All You Can Be. Yeah, warlords, you're right, what a sucker-punch that Constitution shit is, no protection at all when you're biting bullets for American honor. Tim's right, every bullshit warrior's right, it's time to get over that, clean the cobwebs, unpawn my rusty rifles and attack the Bronx VA pigsty, pop a dozen or two useless torsos not worth wasting taxes on, sweep down Broadway to Wall Street, shooting, shoot the shit out of whatever rasps my nuts, shoot, shoot, save the fucked up taxpayers pennies to invest in junk IPOs and electronic toys. Yeah, get back to being a hot-blood with guts to do the right thing. Yes sir, this is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for work, this is for fun. No more fun, no more doubt about what's right and wrong, fuck that. Nurse Rachet, unhook my bag, get my peg, call me a cab, lend me ten, back to glory, one last time.