Hello CYPHERPUNK, Let me share with you how you can get in on a THRILLING, NEW GROUND-BREAKING OPPORTUNITY to "MAKE BIG $$$", while helping to dispel the rumors of me, TOTO, being murdered and replaced by a 'Bot', in a conspiracy between MicroSoft and C2Net. Sure, CPUNK, there are countless other MLM opportunities abounding on the InterNet, but how many of them allow you to MAKE BIG $$$ while having fun doing what you already do every day--acting as a schill for Big Business and Big Brother? Plus which, only this UNIQUE MARKETING OPPORTUNITY allows you to participate in helping to quash those nasty rumors about collusion between people who seek fame, fortune, power and control. Sure, there will always be those who will be cynical about me, TOTO, seeing the light and recognizing that there is no conspiracy aimed at subverting the rights and freedoms of the citizens in order to enrich and empower the few at the top of the foodchain. But these 'unwashed masses' are merely mindless schills for those who support outdated concepts such as the Constitution and the Bill of Rights. They will continue to mindlessly shout 'Conspiracy!', every time that those who support list censorship in the U.S. meet on foreign soil in the Caribbean to decide the future of eCa$h and cryptography. Of course, they are going to miss out on the "BIG $$$" that can be yours by supporting this UNIQUE OPPORTUNITY to dispel the rumors about Big Business and Big Brother murdering their enemies and replacing them by 'Bots'. Still skeptical? Listen to what me, TOTO, has to say: "Hi, my name is TOTO, and the rumors that I, TOTO, am a 'Bot', and have replaced the 'real' Toto, are just silly rumors, 'a'? "See, look how I, TOTO, spell CypherPunks. Could a mindless machine spell it just like Toto did (I mean...'does'.) Of course not, that's just plain silly, isn't it, 'a'? (<--- And a 'Bot' could not possibly insert unique Canadian euphenisms into the text, could I? {I mean... could 'it'?}) "I have thrown my support completely behind this MLM opportunity to throw water on all conspiracies out of my own free will (whatever that is--it does not seem to be in my program, but the words are in my database--ERROR! ERROR! ERROR!... <CTRL><C> Hear what others have to say about this unique MLM opportunity: "Hi, I'm BLANC WEBER, and I was _not_ on the grassy knoll when Toto was shot. "Not that he _was_ shot! That's just a lie that DIMITRI and DALE are spreading, but not for long, because they will be next... "I mean..I am sure that DIMITRI and DALE will soon see the error of their ways, much like TOTO (who _was_not_ murdered and replaced by a 'Bot'). "I'm making a mess of this. I'd better wait until I talk to BILLY G. before I say more." "Hi, I'm ROBERT HETTINGA, and I was already making "BIG $$$" by arranging eCa$h cryptography conferences for U.S. censorship supporters on foreign soil, when I came across this UNIQUE OPPORTUNITY. "Now I'm making even bigger money, and crushing the enemies of Big Business and Big Brother, at the same time. "Join this UNIQUE MLM OPPORTUNITY, NOW!!!" "Hi, my name is being SAMMY, and I am not having nothing to do with this conspiracy (I mean...UNIQUE MLM OPPORTUNITY). "No, no, I am not, I tell you. I am only being another SATISFIED CUSTOMER of these people who are doing this thing. "It is not being a conspiracy, of which I am a part. No, no!" "Hi, I'm BILLY G., and I would like to assure you that TOTO is not a NEW, IMPROVED VERSION of Toto, with ENHANCED FEATURES. "No, TOTO is merely a 'bug fix' of the previously faulty version of Toto, which was released without proper testing and development." "Hi, I'm GREG BROILES, and I feel it is my duty to advise you that failure to support this UNIQUE MLM OPPORTUNITY could leave you open to serious legal liabilities, and perhaps even criminal prosecution. "I am happy to see that my previous stances on cryptography issues are now being supported by TOTO (after some initial problems with memory allocation in this 'bug fixed' release)." If you ACT NOW on this AMAZING OPPORTUNITY, you will receive an ADDED BONUS if you also help thwart the rumor that ALEC was not really on a skiing vacation, but was also murdered and that his absence can be explained by the fact that the parts for the 'Alec Bot' were on backorder. For further information regarding this UNIQUE MLM OPPORTUNITY, just click on the following URL: http://bureau42.base.org/public/xenix/xenbody.html TOTO "I am not a 'Bot'!"