On Aug 10, 1996 23:07:44, 'shamrock@netcom.com (Lucky Green)' wrote:

At 23:16 8/10/96, Anonymous wrote:

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Why don't they just have government access to car engines? They could just require car manufacturers to include remote shutdown devices for the engines.

But they will. Didn't you know that?

Why don't we have people's access to government? We could require officials to include remote shutdown devices when they renege on promises, line their pockets, start wars to get re-elected, betray public trust by cruel neglect of their sworn obligations while strutting and bombasting -- damn fools interrupting my X-rated sleazy cheating schemes to fuck my neighbor's dog, or ferret, or mudhole; god, I hate my momma's favorite fuck-up, poor little me, please, world, help me get off Ritalin and wheat germ and my lead-filled ass. Now, off to Sunday school to pray not to burn in hell. On second think, fuck it, com 'ere pooch.