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Perfect Days

The Perfect Day For HER

8:15 Wakeup to hugs & kisses 8:30 Weigh in 5lb lighter than yesterday 8:45 Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed orange juice & croissants 9:15 Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil 10:00 Light work out at club with handsome, funny personal trainer 10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo & comb out 12:00 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe 12:45 Notice ex-boyfriends wife, she has gained 30lbs 13:00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit 15:00 Nap 16:00 3 dozen roses delivered by florist, card is from secret admirer 16:15 Light work out at club, followed by gentle massage 17:30 Pick out outfit for dinner, primp before mirror 19:30 Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing 22:00 Hot shower (alone) 22:30 Make love 23:00 Pillow talk, light touching & cuddling 23:15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms

The perfect day for HIM

6:00 Alarm 6:15 Blowjob 6:30 Massive shit, while reading sports section of paper 7:00 Breakfast, Fillet mignon & eggs, toast & coffee 7:30 Limo arrives 7:45 Vodka Bloody Mary en route to airport 8:15 Private Jet to Augusta, Georgia (en route Coffee, Cigar & Wall St Journal) 9:30 Limo to Augusta National Golf Club 9:45 Front nine holes at Augusta (2 under par) 11:45 Lunch, 2 dozen oysters on the half shell, 3 Hienekens 12:15 Blowjob 12:30 Back nine holes at Augusta (4 under par) 14:15 Limo back to airport (Vodka Martini) 14:30 Private Jet, Augusta to Nassau, Bahamas (nap) 15:15 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female (topless) crew 16:30 Land world record light tackle Marlin (1249lbs) 17:00 Jet back home, massage & hand job en route by naked Elle Macpherson 18:45 Shit, shave & shower 19:00 Watch CNN newsflash: Clinton resigns, Hillary and Al Gore farm animal sex video released. 19:30 Dinner, Lobster appetizers, Dom Perignon (1963), 20oz New York Steak 21:00 Wild Turkey & Cuban cigar 21:30 Sex with three women 23:00 Massage & Jacuzzi 23:45 Bed (alone) 23:50 12 second, 4 note fart, dog leaves room 23:55 Sleep

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