----- Begin Creating Forwarded Message ----- [Bienfait Nutly News] THE RECENTLY DISBANDED CANADIAN CYPHERPUNK ROAD Rangers drown their sorrows at the First Daily Bienfait Wine Tasters Keg Party, held at the Coaldust Saloon in DoWell, Saskatchewan. The RoadPunks were the toast of the town last week, when they acquired the Road Rage Control Contract awarded by the Canadian Emotional Crimes Commission. They were also the toast of the town last night (any excuse for a party, eh?), when the contract was revoked as a result of an internal argument within RoadPunk ranks that turned into an ugly free-for-all on the TransCanada Highway which quickly became a real-life demolition derby which injured many innocent, passing travelers, as well. The trouble started when some of the Canadian CypherPunks took offense to some of the actions by various of their American counterparts, who had been invited up to participate in enforcement of the new Emotional Crimes Laws. Tim May, the !Diplomatic Representative of the American faction, angered the Canadians when he stopped a man who had cut him off in heavy traffic and told him, "You drive like a Chinaman, chop, chop." The Canadians were momentarily appeased after May agreed that, while in Canada, he would treat people of Oriental ancestry with respect, and discriminate against wagon-burners and rag-heads, according to local customs. All hell broke loose, however, when May then fired several shots into the side of a passing car which was driving in a perfectly normal fashion, explaining, "He might not have cut me off, but you can bet your ass he cut off someone, somewhere, sometime..." and then refused to allow the Canadian CypherPunks to borrow his illegally imported gun to play with. Local and federal law enforcement officials were persuaded to drop all charges against the RoadPunks, in return for Peter Trei signing over the Canadian rights for use of the Adrenalyzer, which measures the amount of adrenaline in a driver's blood. It is reported to be an early prototype of the Trei Transponder, developed in a secret underground CypherPunks laboratory, by Reptilian CypherPunks. ----- End Forwarding Created Message -----