[Noise] A vaguely humorous post
-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- I saw some fool posting to alt.security among other places trying to get his basic program to do OTP's. On the off chance that anybody thinks this is funny, here's my response: In-reply-to: spy@vs.spy's message of 10 Dec 1995 05:02:17 GMT Newsgroups: alt.2600,alt.2600.programz,alt.security Followup-To: alt.2600 Subject: Re: HELP....This will not work; I am perplexed. Reply-to: don@cs.byu.edu References: <4adpkp$3id@mercury.initco.net> - --text follows this line--
60 INPUT "HOW MANY ONE TIME PADS DO YOU WANT?";NUMB [snip] 160 RANDOMIZE E 170 X=INT(RND(0)*90)+1
This isn't sci.crypt so I won't flame, but I feel I should point out that "One Time Pad" is a registered trademark of Cypherpunks, Ltd, and that any inferrence that anything coming out of a basic randomizer is "One", "Time", or "Pad" is a blatent trademark violation. As a courtesy to the public, Cypherpunks, Ltd, makes freely available it's patented One Time Pad technology. Using PGP, you may enter the top-secret activation code thusly: "pgp +makerandom=[size] [filename]" where [size] is the size, in bytes, of your Cypherpunk[tm]-generated, super-cryptographically- secure, ultimate One Time Pad[tm], and [filename] is where you want it stored. You can rest assured that with your cypherpunk[tm] One-Time-Pad[tm], not even a Cypherpunk[tm] can break your code without breaking your bones.
**Have you been compromised? If the answer is no, you had better think again.
With security ideas like that, I'm not surprised. MD5 man, MD5. PS, try to zip a large output from pgp makerandom. Now try a large output from basic. Hmmmm. Which one Just Wont Compress[tm]? Happy Monday everyone. PS: got mail crypt working, it's awesome. It's quite seamless, up to the point where my home box doesn't have incoming mail service and EMACS doesn't have built in POP or IMAP. (Yet). But great for nntp and PGP. Don -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: 2.6.2 iQB1AwUBMMwBmcLa+QKZS485AQHKLAL6Ah4881dbMan91wNL2TJjvGMHe75Xwzrw YI0x5/XsmuoYv7M6qn4O+MZ9vEF51ES1sJaW5bOQ5Gq0vJn2bmGVIV+kmbn2p3TZ ZHxkv51NW7zxwRgyvnezwyYwBrY10bQ2 =eoAc -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- -- <don@cs.byu.edu> fRee cRyPTo! jOin the hUnt or BE tHe PrEY PGP key - http://students.cs.byu.edu/~don or PubKey servers (0x994b8f39) June 7&14, 1995: 1st amendment repealed. Junk mail to root@127.0.0.1 * This user insured by the Smith, Wesson, & Zimmermann insurance company *
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Don M. Kitchen