SCHWA - New Web Search Engine!!
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X-Www-Page: http://www.fringeware.com/MSG/index.html#digest Keywords: pleashes heorg horizona disabili freques inspecurs Subject: SCHWA - New Web Search Engine!! Reply-To: Troy.Sheets@Eng.Sun.COM (Troy Sheets) Date: Tue, 12 Mar 1996 09:47:27 -0800 Apparently-To: fwlist-daily@fringeware.com X-UIDL: 70f914736d382f472d2b9d22d8a07327
Sent from: Troy.Sheets@Eng.Sun.COM (Troy Sheets)
The Schwa Corperation, Global Media and Infomation Services is proud to present "Intrude", the search engine for the next century. Intrude is working 24 hours a day, sucking infomation and carefully indexing data from all four corners of the global infosphere. Sure, other search engines scan Usenet and mailing list archeives... but Intrude goes even further. Using the powerful parallel-processing supercomputer, "Pal 4000" (courtesy of Schwa Microsystems Computer Corperation), Intrude reads credit ratings, cable TV viewing habits, mail-order products received, videos rented, parking tickets received, and of course, every single peice of email transmitted over the Internet. Tired of those pesky PGP messages? They are no match for Pal's Reverse Escrow Orthoganal decryption software.
But don't feel bad about knowing that everything you ever said online is now available to any crazy with a 14.4, all search querries on Intrude are logged also... so you can always Intrude the person Intruding on you.
Try Intrude today, and see what juice facts it pulls up. You might learn things about yourself you never knew!
"The Schwa Corperation, making information work harder... and harder infomation to work... or working infomation hard"
-Troy Sheets, VP of Marketing, GMIS.
--- Alan Olsen -- alano@teleport.com -- Contract Web Design & Instruction `finger -l alano@teleport.com` for PGP 2.6.2 key http://www.teleport.com/~alano/ "We had to destroy the Internet in order to save it." - Sen. Exon
(Alan Olsen forwards something of the FringeWare list to cypherpunks.)
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Oh sweet Jesus in the morning, it was a JOKE! Jim
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Jim Thompson