Definition: Spin Doctoring — You are standing naked in the gas chamber with a thousand of your fellow ethnic outlaws when the voice of Herr Himmler blares out from the speakers, "I have decided to spare your lives." The loud cheers of yourself and your grateful ethnological comrades are cut short by the sound of a deadly gas being released from the ceiling vents. A different voice comes over the speaker, saying, "What Herr Himmler _meant_ to say, was…" Sick humor? Moi…?