Interstate 95 wrote:

SEX(1) EUNUCH Programmer's Manual SEX(1)

NAME sex -- have sex

SYNOPSIS sex [options] ... [username] ...

DESCRIPTION sex allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) speci- fied in the command line. If no users are specified, they are taken from the LOVERS environment variable. Options to make things more interesting are as follows:

-a external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option

etc, Lets see ... # sex -monica processing ... -m masochism ... -o oral ... -n necrophilia ... -i coitus interruptus ... -c chocolate sauce option -a external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option Close, but no cigar.