- Writing software while on drugs, apparently a longstanding practice amongst some segments of the hacker community, is banned. As Professor Denning puts it: "Drugs and code don't mix. This is what got us into this whole crypto mess in the first place."

Wait - they're not including *caffeine* are they? No way! It's a Commie Plot to decaffeinate our Precious Bodily Fluids, and down-right Un-American! (Or un-Colombian, or un-something!) Mr. Coffee