Re: Airport security [no such thing]
On Sun, 19 Jan 1997, Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM wrote:
Nurdane Oksas
writes: On Sat, 18 Jan 1997, Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM wrote:
Nurdane Oksas
writes: On Sat, 18 Jan 1997, Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM wrote:
Nurdane Oksas
writes: On Fri, 17 Jan 1997, Dale Thorn wrote:
> Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM wrote: > > snow
writes: > > > > I say we make people fly naked and ship their stuff via UPS ; > > > > >>shudder<< > > > No!. A clear case of the cure being worse than the disease. > > > Why. it might be fun - those long flight can be so boring with cl > > This one I really don't understand. Cypherpunks lobbied heavily fo > the Final Solution to Spamming and flaming, now along comes the per > solution to the airport security problem, and nobody's gonna go for > > Guess those old, out-of-shape guys don't want anybody laughing at t > Besides, they can put all the clothes in the same plane's baggage > compartment. And planes have those little blankets and pillows, > so what's the problem? Cold temps...
What can naked people do to keep warm???
steal blankets from nearby passenger..
I once saw a movie where they had a heroin (or cocaine?) processing lab and everybody was supposed to work naked so it would be hard to steal some of the product. Of course in the movie all the employees were good- looking women (Oksas would have been the big star!).
Thank you for the complement; You've only seen me with clothes :)
I can tell.
Would you like to share my blanket?
Sure! A true gentleman (like me) is always ready, willing, and able to share a security blanket with a lady.
I am very embarassed...
"Something nekkid's in the air!"
i think i am in trouble ;)
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Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM Brighton Beach Boardwalk BBS, Forest Hills, N.Y.: +1-718-261-2013, 14.4Kbps
Nurdane Oksas
On Sun, 19 Jan 1997, Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM wrote:
Nurdane Oksas
writes: On Sat, 18 Jan 1997, Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM wrote:
Nurdane Oksas
writes: On Sat, 18 Jan 1997, Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM wrote:
Nurdane Oksas
writes: > On Fri, 17 Jan 1997, Dale Thorn wrote: > > > Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM wrote: > > > snow
writes: > > > > > I say we make people fly naked and ship their stuff via U > > > > > > >>shudder<< > > > > No!. A clear case of the cure being worse than the dise > > > > > Why. it might be fun - those long flight can be so boring wit > > > > This one I really don't understand. Cypherpunks lobbied heavil > > the Final Solution to Spamming and flaming, now along comes the > > solution to the airport security problem, and nobody's gonna go > > > > Guess those old, out-of-shape guys don't want anybody laughing > > Besides, they can put all the clothes in the same plane's bagga > > compartment. And planes have those little blankets and pillows > > so what's the problem? > > Cold temps... What can naked people do to keep warm???
steal blankets from nearby passenger..
I once saw a movie where they had a heroin (or cocaine?) processing lab and everybody was supposed to work naked so it would be hard to steal some of the product. Of course in the movie all the employees were good looking women (Oksas would have been the big star!).
Thank you for the complement; You've only seen me with clothes :)
I can tell.
Would you like to share my blanket?
Sure! A true gentleman (like me) is always ready, willing, and able to sha a security blanket with a lady.
I am very embarassed...
"Something nekkid's in the air!"
i think i am in trouble ;)
We better start encrypting stuff before we both get in trouble with Dr.MLV :-) This reminds me of a story of one Sovok biology professor in Illinois. His wife got a boyfriend. In addition to having real-life sex, they also exchanged sexually explicit e-mail on AOL which she thought she erased. One day something went wrong with her computer and she asked the husband to fix it. He looked at the hard disk with Norton Utilities and saw 6 months worth the erased e-mail, saying things like "I can still taste your whatever on my lips". Of course all the traffic was in Russian and it would have served as a "Navajo talk" encryption if it weren't for the fact that all 3 were Sovoks. The professor kicked the wife out, but her boyfriend is married, so she's all alone now. This proves that the masses of normal heterosexuals should be educated and encouraged to use encryption, not just some homosexual "elite". --- Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM Brighton Beach Boardwalk BBS, Forest Hills, N.Y.: +1-718-261-2013, 14.4Kbps
Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM wrote:
Nurdane Oksas
writes: On Sun, 19 Jan 1997, Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM wrote:
Nurdane Oksas
writes: On Sat, 18 Jan 1997, Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM wrote:
Nurdane Oksas
writes: On Sat, 18 Jan 1997, Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM wrote: > Nurdane Oksas
writes: > > On Fri, 17 Jan 1997, Dale Thorn wrote: > > > Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM wrote: Would you like to share my blanket? Sure! A true gentleman (like me) is always ready, willing, and able I am very embarassed... i think i am in trouble ;) We better start encrypting stuff before we both get in trouble with Dr.MLV :-)
you mean, your mai lreading computer is physically secured?
This reminds me of a story of one Sovok biology professor in Illinois. His wife got a boyfriend. In addition to having real-life sex, they also exchanged sexually explicit e-mail on AOL which she thought she erased. One day something went wrong with her computer and she asked the husband to fix it. He looked at the hard disk with Norton Utilities and saw 6 months worth the erased e-mail, saying things like "I can still taste your whatever on my lips". Of course all the traffic was in Russian and it would have served as a "Navajo talk" encryption if it weren't for the fact that all 3 were Sovoks.
Purebred? Just curious.
The professor kicked the wife out, but her boyfriend is married, so she's all alone now.
This proves that the masses of normal heterosexuals should be educated and encouraged to use encryption, not just some homosexual "elite".
The problem is that one of the partners is often too stupid to use PGP. That is very annoying. Not that any of the contents of my hard disk are that sensitive, but under linux I run my wipedisk program two times every night. just another cron job. But think about this: suppose there is a couple, bob@household.com, and alice@household.com. Suppose that Rev. Mallory does not like bob. Mallory forges a lot of emails like "I can still taste your sperm on my lips", that appear to originate from Cindy@phonesex.org. Then, promptly, Mallory sends an anonymous alert to alice@household.com, warning her about naughty email activities of bob. Alice gets mad at him and divorces him. How would bob protect himself against such developments? - Igor.
Igor Chudov @ home wrote:
Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM wrote:
Nurdane Oksas
writes:
But think about this: suppose there is a couple, bob@household.com, and alice@household.com. Suppose that Rev. Mallory does not like bob. Mallory forges a lot of emails like "I can still taste your sperm on my lips", that appear to originate from Cindy@phonesex.org. Then, promptly, Mallory sends an anonymous alert to alice@household.com, warning her about naughty email activities of bob. Alice gets mad at him and divorces him. How would bob protect himself against such developments?
Frame-ups are as old as time. The ones that work the best are those that are the most believable. O.J., for example. Unless Alice is unusually flaky or paranoid, she'll consider her options against the time she has invested in Bob.
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Dale Thorn
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dlv@bwalk.dm.com
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ichudov@algebra.com
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Nurdane Oksas