A swallow flew into a school classroom and wept for 10 minutes for the Great Leader. Then it prayed for 5 minutes, says North Korean Radio. Three wild geese wailed and circled over a Kim Il Sung statue. Tri-coloured clouds and rainbows have appeared to mourn Kim's death. Meanwhile in Singapore housing societies, closed circuit TV cameras have been installed in elevators, connected to TV's in many apartments. Intended to reduce the handful of people used to urinating in elevators, this will provide some much needed entertainment to satellite-dish-less Singaporeans. A letter in the Economist, replying to their story on the problem of too much growth in Singapore, suggested that the root cause is the 'near-whiplash speed of the escalators' that makes the citizens a scurrying lot. Rishab, who's too bemused to laugh. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Rishab Aiyer Ghosh "Clean the air! clean the sky! wash the wind! rishab@dxm.ernet.in take stone from stone and wash them..." Voice/Fax/Data +91 11 6853410 Voicemail +91 11 3760335 H 34C Saket, New Delhi 110017, INDIA