People seem to be enjoying the AT&T parodies, so here are more that floated back when the originals made the rounds where I work.

Date: Thu, 21 Apr 94 14:02:53 PDT Subject: Re: You Will

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I forwarded the You Will stuff around a bit. Got this sent back.

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Subject: Re: You Will

Date: Thu, 21 Apr 94 3:33:27 PDT X-Lines: 15

Have you ever...

gotten a bill for an increase in your health insurance rates along with a form letter saying, "we've noticed an increase in your consumption of meats, dairy products, and sugars as reflected in the online records of your supermarket purchasing patterns..." ....? YOU WILL!

Have you ever...

had your car impounded as you try to pass through a tollbooth, and the cop says, "our scanners correlated your license plate number with the database of unpaid parking tickets..." ...? YOU WILL!

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