Date: Tue, 19 Apr 1994 12:29:25 -0400 From: "Perry E. Metzger" <perry@snark.imsi.com>

Strikingly, these people feel gravely insulted when one points out the fact that their posts read like random text generators driven off of markov chains, the statistics for which were derived from bad xeroxes handed out by drooling individuals on the streetcorner who rave about the aliens who are remote controlling us through our shoelaces.

It's not our shoelaces, it's invisible wires in our heads, that's how they put the thoughts there, they couldn't possibly be doing it through our shoelaces, get real. tw