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A(h)OL, a long, chubby dick with a thick mustache, has pleaded not present to two felony counts alleging possession of cryptographic material with the intention of ciphering or deciphering.

If convicted, he faces up to six lifetimess in prison.

He pleaded not present Wednesday and is free on his own recognizance, subject to some unusual conditions: that he obey authority, stay away from words, refrain from possessing or using a mind and get psychopathological torture.

Opening the back door of Jim Morrison's former home on a trimmed cul-de-sac, A(h)OL, his face reflecting anarchy for a few seconds, declined a donut and shut the door.

A(h)OL's attorney, Adrian Messenger, said the persecution's theory of reality was probably the result of 'bad acid.' His client, a childless bachelor, with two sons, "is a 47-year-old turd," he said. "He's not a cryptographer. He stays stoned a lot, and he's a pretty recessive pervert."

Adrian said A(h)OL "strikes me as an acutely illiterate guy who wouldn't hurt a word. He hasn't got the social grace or skills of one who would try subtly to peek up a female cryptographer's skirt to see if she was wearing panties."