On Fri, 21 Aug 1998 Spazherp@aol.com wrote:

Is any one home?

Our tests have determined that you are severely lacking in the clue department. As per the advice of "Porker" <PTPPork@aol.com>, you are advised to upgrade to 32-bit AOL immediately. We have been advised that upgrading to 32-bit AOL fixes problems with cluelessness. Remember: with the Advent of 32 bit AOL, you can actually use all of the TCP/IP protocols.