Re: Student Refuses to Whore Himself, Gets Suspended
Eric Cordian wrote:
It could be worse. They could have transferred me to the "Home Shoppers Bargain Psychiatry Warehouse". That's the worst of the worst. The Shop'ers have the poorest government on WebWorld. When the citizens of the former world governments got to choose their citizenship at the end of the Channel Revolution every deadbeat compulsive spender on the face of the Earth signed up with the Home Shopper Channel Government. ~~~ http://www.clas.net/~dave/public/webworld/#Chapter_4
The Shop'ers ran ads showing Leona purchasing magnificent jewelry and other high-priced items from the Home Shopping Channel and the masses rushed to join the bandwagon. Some of the slightly more discriminating people became citizens of the Consumer Channel, but they were few and far between. ~~~ http://www.clas.net/~dave/public/webworld/#Chapter_4 The Sex Channel offered some rather interesting incentives for new citizens. They did quite well in the final ratings (what had formerly been called 'election results'), despite fierce competition from the S&M Channel, the Group Sex Channel, the Lesbian Channel, the 'Buck Futters' Channel, and a host of minor players vying for the same basic audience. ~~~ http://www.clas.net/~dave/public/webworld/#Chapter_11
No doubt General Noriega was given a day-pass to drop one-pound packages of Peruvian flake out of a helicopter, as loudspeakers blared, "You deserve a brick today..."
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