At 09:15 AM 4/9/96 -0700, Dave Del Torto wrote:

[forwards mercifully elided]

FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital in San Diego that was under investigation for medical insurance fraud. After hours of reviewing thousands of medical records, the dozens of agents had worked up quite an appetite. The agent in charge of the investigation called a nearby pizza parlor with delivery service to order a quick dinner for his colleagues.

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PM: And everyone at the psychiatric hospital is an FBI agent? Agent: That's right. We've been here all day and we're starving. PM: How are you going to pay for all of this? Agent: I have my checkbook right here. PM: And you're _all_ FBI agents? Agent: That's right. Everyone here is an FBI agent. Can you remember to bring the pizzas and sodas to the service entrance in the rear? We have the front doors locked. Pizza Guy: I don't _think_ so... >click<

I'm waiting for Unicorn to claim that the next phone call to the pizza shop was from a judge, who was placing a subpoena on the next 19 pizzas that shop produced, and ordered them delivered to the hospital for psychiatric evaluation. B^) Jim Bell jimbell@pacifier.com