Re: Trigger-Words...Trigger-Fingers
Dale Thorn wrote:
Larry Johnson wrote:
Cynthia H. Brown wrote: [snippo] Theres not many girls on this list, is there? [mo' snippo] Anyway, my uncle prints out the girl-cypherpunks stuff for the girls on my list and they think its real cool and they all want to marry technicians so that they can make them work on the computers for them, kind of like making them do the computer dishes, you know. [yet mo' snippo]
I want to get married. Lots of times. Are the girls cute? I don't do hardware, tho, I'm a software guy.
Yeah their real cute, most of them anyway. Their all nice though. Some of them would like you cause they dont like regular guys, cause their troublemakers too. I know your a troublemaker (I think thats a good thing) because Ive read your stuff and myu uncle keeps you in his NotADork/MyAssholes dir. Thats where he keeps the troublemakers but its not an insult because he likes what Kevin (hes a Bodston Celtic said--"Danny Ange is an asshole, but hes _our_ asshole." He taght me how to read by using the Froggie manual since I could boot it myself when he was out of the rooom when I was two year old. Now he teachs me how to read with the cypherpunk messages and stuff from his govbernment friends. (Their good government guys though, they like you guys. Their really secret guys not lamer regualar secret guys. They laugh at those regular secret guys who screw with you guys cause they leave their pecker tracks all over the place.) Some people thik Im a lamer cause Im not good with grammer (not on the kids lists thogh) bu tmy uncle says Ill learn how to do that but Im better to learn how tho think first. Ive got dsylexia too so I use a spell checkerif I want to look smart but emailers dont have it. You guyhs should keep being troublemakers. Really. My uncle says that if you guys get too polite then you better watcvh your backs when you curtsy, cause you never know whos sneaking up behind you. He told me that if I watch you rmodernation that I wont have to have sex educaton laterer cause I'll already know how to get f*)&%ed. (Hes funny. His governmnt friends call him the fool becaise hes dumb like a fox.) Excuse my spelling but I spell things good once I see them in a dir cause myu uncle make s me look stuff up before I put it in a dir or he erases myu dir to make me learn. I think the girls would like you cause yuou are a computer guy. Ill show them your letter. Theeir smart, too. They dont like lamer guys. When their school computer guy messes up ecveyones stuff then they fix it but they dont tell him cause it makes him mad. Im not real good at 4reading code and stuff but the secret computer guys let me drink Scotch with them evcen in the bar at the Holiday In in Santafe cause Im smarter than them abou t som e stuff even if they are really good. (I go tm y uncles password on his secret machine by putting my video camera on the frige with a dead battery and pluging it into his power supply) (Now when he boots up he will getr Duke Nukem3D and when he leacves it he will get a message telling him hes a _lamer_.) He had to go to Lost Alamo again because of you guys and hell gibve me sh*&)( when he gets back but not too much cause he said I could do anything I want on his secret machine if I got on it. Im getting to play with Unix cause he has a Spark Card on it that has Unix on it. (Dos is for lamers but Bill Gates owns ecerything so its cheaper for kids) Some lamer said on cypherpunks today that it takes him an hour to get the pecker messages off his computer. My uncle has me to do it for him sometimes and it only take me like maybve two minutes. If the guy is such a lmaer that it take s hinm an hour then maybe he should just read only the pecker messages cause they have pictures and then when he mobes his lips to read then he coul d put them on the peckers. (Thats a joke) I like that Tim May is bacvk, if only even for a little while. When you guys fight at least you say stuff that isnt kissing ass for other guys money. Im going to make a message to cypherpunsk that says if anyone wants me to be their moderator then they should not write any messages to the cypherpunks. Then the 2000 people who dont post will be voting for me to be their moderator and I will be their boss. If Im the moderator then I will givbe everyone free pizz a and lots and lots of Scotch. (<--Dewars) I hope you guys stay together. My uncle says sometimes you learn by looking and sometimes you leran by seeing whos looking back. But he tells the secret gobvernmetn guys not to look back cause their might be a cypherpunk gaining on them. (Thats a joke) Ive got to go to bed so I can pretned to get up again. Im sick so I can do what I want bu t Im not supposed to stya up all night either. I wont let the door hit me in the ass on my wayout. Bye, Human Gus-Peter p.s. - dont write me after Thursday cause my dad will be back and Ill get in trouble. My uncle will help me clean u p my mess cause hes not a squealer.
participants (1)
-
Larry Johnson