---------------- Begin Forwarded Message ---------------- Date: 01/16 8:27 AM Received: 01/16 5:18 PM From: Patrick McGarvey, mcgoo@worldnet.att.net To: Brian Riley, brianbr@together.net Subject: For the skier in us...

What's the difference between John Denver and Michael Kennedy? John Denver made it alive out of Aspen.

Has Elton John re-written any of his songs for Michael Kennedy? Not yet, but he's done one about the tree: "I'm Still Standing"

How can you be sure that Michael was really a Kennedy? Check the family tree.

How will the priest begin Michael Kennedy's eulogy? "We are gathered here together on this slalom occasion...."

A simple accident? Some witnesses insist there was a second tree at the snow-covered knoll...

What do Michael and JFK Jr's magazine "George" have in common? * Wood pulp.

New bumper sticker...."Plant A Tree....Kill A Kennedy...."

What's an event you don't want to be at? * A Michael Kennedy New Year's Bash

What will it take to reunite the four Kennedy brothers? A1: One more bullet. A2: A season lift pass.

----------------- End Forwarded Message ----------------- Brian B. Riley --> http://members.macconnect.com/~brianbr For PGP Keys <mailto:brianbr@together.net?subject=Get%20PGP%20Key> "The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher regard those who think alike than those who think differently." -- Nietzche