At 11:24 AM 9/16/96 EDT, Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM wrote:

jbugden@smtplink.alis.ca writes:

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dlv@bwalk.dm.com (Dr.Dimitri Vulis KOTM) wrote:

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Starting with the lying old fart himself.

You shouldn't be so hard on Tim. I tried giving up farting years ago but I = found I gained a lot of weight. It's also become more socially acceptable as evid=

I wonder why containing one's fart would cause one to gain weight. Volume maybe, but I'd think that gas weight about as much as the air it displaces.

Actually, less: It's mostly hydrogen. Jim Bell jimbell@pacifier.com