[Note: My analysis of Apple Computer, and why I will not give a "pep talk" to certain Apple Macintosh folks, is contained at the _end_ of this piece. Skip forward if you like, or read my response to Bob H. to get the background on why I am posting this.] At 4:20 AM 8/6/96, Robert Hettinga wrote: [much stuff elided]

All of which brings up the *real* point of this rant. I mean, who *cares* if you can do crypto on the Mac or not? Why not stand back and watch the MacRubble bounce?

My thinking about all of this started because I've been reading Vinnie's mail over his shoulder. (Yes. I'm shameless. When we're working on stuff together, we trade our mail about it. As they say in the Mac biz, "Sosumi".) That is, Vinnie's been out there scaring up speakers for this shindig that he "borrowed" the grenades for, and, well, in his tree-shaking (God help you if Vinnie shakes a tree you're in), he invites (if you could call what Vinnie sent an invitation :-)) Yet *Another* Nameless Cypherpunk (YANC) to come and give us what we hope would be a Patented Colorful Cypherpunk crypto-Peptalk, with Vinnie saying to him (YANC), in effect, we need him (YANC) for a proper Laying-On of Hands, him being a Piece of the True Crypto Cross, and all.

I have to assume you are referring to me, as I had an exchange with Vinnie which resembles this. As you were given "over the shoulder" access to mail I sent to Vinnie, by all accounts, I certainly will have no qualms forwarding my correspondence on this issue to this list.

Of course, Vinnie didn't stand a chance. If we *could* consider Vinnie for it, (which we can't, because he's on the selection committee) he might have earned the coveted 1996 Black Rhino "Mr. Kevlar" award (for courage in the

Oh, he "had a chance." He just wasn't very persuasive. And given that I don' think crypto needs to be tied to the Macintosh platform (which is dead, even though it hasn't yet topped over, and even though people like me continue to use it), more is needed than "We need you." I'm not big on charity, and Apple is truly a charity case.

face of imaginary gunfire) for his efforts. Actually, considering the, heh, caliber, of last year's winner, it's just as well. A, uh, bang-up job Mr. Weinstein of Netscape did last year. A hard one to top. And so, the search continues. Both for this year's "Mr. Kevlar", and, of course, for some other Piece of the True Cross. Or so we think. I'll get to that in a moment.

What Vinnie got from Yet Another Nameless Cypherpunk, instead of "Yes, I'll come talk about crypto, the universe, and everything.", was Yet Another Rendition of the Apple Macintosh Massacree. In six-part ;-) harmony, of course. And, no, I won't sing it here in its 21-minute (not even 17 for

Clever writing, to some, but empty of calories. My "Massacree" will be included at the end of this message. Judge for yourself.

radio) entirety. However, I should really note here that no matter how reasoned and cogent YANC's arguments were (and cogent they were, too: upon reading them, I was halfway to the dumpster with my trusty old PB180, tears in my eyes, before I came to my senses), in general, one of the *big* reasons that Vinnie got the $0$AD ($ame Old $ong And Dance) Re the Future of the Mac as a Viable Platform was probably more because the aforementioned YANC has eschewed speaking opportunities like this for years anyway, and Vinnie probably didn't ask him with the Proper Deference Necessary for a Cypherpunk of That Stature. In fact, I *know* Vinnie didn't, because I read his mail ;-). However, that, of course, wasn't why YANC gave Vinnie the aforementioned Massacree in particular.

Your future as a mind reader, Bob, is limited. It is true that I avoid some speaking engagements which appear to be "hype" and "pep talks." But I also have elected to give a few talks, incuding one in Monte Carlo which took me several weeks to prepare for, and one at CFP '95, arranged by our own Prof. Michael Froomkin.

YANC Massacreed Vinnie because there's a lot of *very* disappointed Mac users out there, YANC being a prominent example thereof. Love the computer. Hate the company. Hell hath no fury like a Mac user (not to mention shareholder) scorned. Heck. I understand *that*. I did the *same* thing just over a year ago this week. "Platforms are Meat", and all that. For what it's worth, YANC, I *feel* your pain... :-).

I'm not sure what you're drinking, but you might want to lay off for a few hours before sitting down to write.

So, I repeat, why *not* stand back and let the MacRubble bounce? No, this is not a segue for me to stand up in my chair and start singing the Apple Company Song at the top of my lungs, complete with a QuickDraw-VR DOOM environment file of One Infinite Loop right up there on the screen for y'all to marvel at and play with using your very own Newtons, all while I sing 100 Company Song verses with a six-part MIDI chorus of my own voice (Yechhh!). Nope. Not me. Indeed, I really *do* say, "Why not?". That is, let's look at what happens if people *don't* develop crypto for the Mac.

The truth is folks, not much.

I agree. Not much to be done about Apple. Too bad, but it's not something I can do much about. I've known some of the early Apple folks since 1977, and first invested in them in 1984. (Though I sold 90% of my stock in Apple a year or so ago, at $45, well above its current level.) In 1986, upon my departure from Intel, I bought a Macintosh Plus, the closest thing I could afford to a Symbolics 3600. (Interesting note: a friend of mine said she just saw an ad for a Symbolics: $100 takes it away. Except for the likelihood that it would cost far more per month to run it, I'd buy it. Maybe I still will....) Then I bought a Mac IIci, a Powebook 100, a Powerbook 170, and then a Power Macintosh 7100av. Mostly I've been happy, as I had access to a windows environment (before Microsoft tried to patent the name "windows"), visual metaphor (a la my Symbolics), and an adequate supply of programs, including: Excel, Photoshop, Painter, Eudora, etc., all of which made their appearance on Macs before on Windows. However, the same windows/Lisp machine/Xerox/Smalltalk appearance which Apple stole from the Xerox and MIT machines is now available in robust form in the form of Windows NT machines, with huge market share and incredible performance. (I am "loyal" to the computing metaphor, not to the current market Apple has.)

First of all, we all think it'll be Real Bad News for Apple Real Soon if real-live strong cryptography isn't shoved as far down as it's possible to make it go into the Mac's operating system, and right now, dammit. But,

As my message to Vinnie (below) points out, Apple blew a couple of chances it has to incorporate crypto and security. For one, it announced some sort of System 7 signature system...like a lot of Apple announcements, nothing more was heard of it and it today merits not even the slightest footnote. Second, Apple could've _owned_ the "Internet telephony" market which Intel (!!!!!) is now touting so highly: Macintosh AC models (660av. 640av, all PowerMacs) had extensive audio in/out capabilities, with DSP or CPU powers sufficient to implement secure teleconferencing. Instead, we got me-too products like "E-World," a now-defunct proprietary version of Prodigy, and countless other "detour" products, including OpenTransport, GeoPort, speech recognition (which doesn't really work, at least not on my $5K Mac), the Newton, and endless catchily-named Apple products.

so *what*? The Mac's only, say, 5-7% of the computer market anyway, and the only possibly new, cool, stuff Apple's involved in, say, OpenDoc/Cyberdog, has 5%, maybe 10%, of *that*, so, who *cares*? Potential Mac crypto developers aren't effecting that many people at *all*. They would better spend their time doing CryptoJava++ or something, because there's *much* more market penetration *there*. Or, even better, developers should go do CAPI for Windows. I mean, that's where the *real* money is, right? So fergadaboudit, go write CAPI-code, I mean, Microsoft Gets The Internet Now, right? At least there'll be *active* developer support from the MotherShip, which is better than whatcha get from Apple ferchrissakes <He said, ducking a mysteriously appearing grenade fusilade from Vinnie's general direction. Can someone tell me *how* he pulls the pins and throws them all at once like that?>.

Bob, your rants lose effect when mixed with this Hunter S. Thompsonesque writing style (" <He said, ducking a mysteriously appearing grenade fusilade ..."). Maybe this comes from too much time spent in front of a Macintosh? [much more stuff elided]

That's why Vinnie's going to fill that room in Cupertino. (On the 5th and 6th of September, remember?) First of all, the developers who are left in the Mac market are there because they love it. The old guys, who, like me, can't get it up anymore, still hack Macs because they love them. The *new* developers hack Macs because they can't get leave it *alone* and don't know from market share anyway. They just love what they're doing.

Well, if you "can't get it up anymore," to use your words, maybe it's time for you to move on to something else?

Well, it looks like Vinnie, and all those room-filling Chuck-E-Cheese- Gopher-Banging Mac crypto developers will have to use their ears (or what's between them, anyway) to fly instead.

Only this time, Dumbo's got a sack of grenades.

Well, good luck. For me, giving a pep talk to a bunch of tired old Mac developers at a Chuck-E-Cheese--especially when I went to the first one, in San Jose, in 1977-78--does not excite me in the slightest. After all, it's not as if Apple people cannot come to the Bay Area Cypherpunks meetings (I know of only one current Apple employee on our mailing list, actively, or who attends meetings: Martin Minow). I refuse to accept any burden of guilt for not volunteering to speak for 30 minutes at a conference which is poorly-defined to me and which would cover material the attendees could get by subscribing to our list for a few days or weeks or by attending a physical Cypherpunks meeting in the Valley. I'm sorry (for Vinnie, never for me) that Vinnie is pissed off at me for not helping out at his Let's Save Apple conference, and that Bob feels it necessary to rant about this Mysterious Cypherpunk who won't Help the Cause. Life is tough. I'm available as a consultant, of course, and Apple is, as always, free to hire me as a consultant. Attached below is my major response to Vinnie. I would not have raised the issue here on this list, except for Bob's post. Take it or leave it. --Tim At 9:52 PM 7/23/96, Vinnie Moscaritolo wrote:

Cut the Bullshit, Tim;

I normally don't respond to anyone who tells me to "Cut the Bullshit," "Knock it off," etc. In fact, I deleted your message as soon as I saw this....then a few minutes later I elected to retrieve it from Eudora's trash folder before I had emptied the Trash. I'll respond here, but not to "dammits" and "Knock it offs." If you want to calmly discuss things, fine. Otherwise, I'll just add you to my filter file. No harm done.

I am having to pull teeth and do this a guerilla effort, but dammit If I have to do it alone I will. SO DONT GIVE ME THIS "I was not welcome on the list" crap, what I am trying to avoid is folks like dave weiner. who just bitch and dont offer any solutions. Most of what you say IS EDUCATED and needs to be heard. Tim if you sent me a message saying you want to be on the list, I would stop what I was doing and put you on in a second..

I'm not surprised you are having trouble pulling this together, for several good reasons: 1. Apple is struggling, developers are focussing on Windows. 2. Crypto for the Mac is really dependent on a couple of main apps: mail programs (Eudora, Claris E-Mailer, Lotus Notes, etc.) and Web browsers (obvious name here). If you want Apple to be "in the game" on crypto, as it clearly is not now, ask Claris why they are not supporting PGP or S/MIME. 3. And crypto is not really a "Macintosh" issue. The best programs are now platform-neutral. 4. A "guerilla" program, absent a compelling need, is likely to generate little support. 5. "Internet commerce" is indeed a Big Issue (and of course a massively hyped issue). But it is unlikely in the extreme that the Mac could ever be a central player...the focus is on Web browsers and other tools that represent 95% of what Web users have. (Don't tell me about CyberDog...less than 10% of the market has Macs, and probably less than 10% of them have installed CyberDog. I don't personally know any Mac users planning to use it. This may change, of course, but at this point its prospects are not too bright.) My point is simple: if your conference is the effective realization of the goals of your Mac-Crypto mailing list, as appears to be the case (at least to me), then I can't see how my discussion of political issues would be consistent with your insistence that Mac-Crypto avoid issues that don't involve coding. (And I would not welcome the attention I might get at Apple if I were to discuss what I know of "information liberation," including the NuPrometheus League.) Friends of mine have been called by P.I.s investigating this case.)

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No "solution" predominantly on the Mac is a solution for the masses, who are overwhelmingly using Windows today. (You surely know this...your company is struggling to hold 5-7% of the new sales figure; you haven't been above 10% for several years.)

so why do YOU use a mac? or do you.

I use a Mac, primarily these days to run Netscape, Eudora Pro, and a handful of related tools. None of these are Mac-specific anymore, and in fact the Mac is way behind in a lot of ways (e.g., automatic signing of messages). The Mac has perhaps 8-10% of the installed base, and something less than this in terms of new sales. Of this 10% (charitably), I doubt more than 10% has installed and used "CyberDog." So, perhaps 1% of users have access to this (at least at this time). (I don't know the % of Web sites hosted on Macs, but I know the Mac is coming under fire there, too. Lack of "multi-homing," lack of Unix-type robustness, and the power of NT servers, from what I read. In any case, Web site hosting is not a major point of confluence with crypto issues. I know Sameer Parekh and folks like him would laugh if anyone suggested they host their sites on a Mac.) I've watched with growing incredulity and confusion as Apple has gone off on tangents which seem to have little value to its core customers. Sure, some of these have succeeeded (QuickTime for one), but many are just tangents, at least for the dozen or so home Mac users I know. For example, OpenTransport, GeoPort, Publish and Subscribe, OpenDoc, Interactive Music Toolkit, the Speech recognition stuff, and so on. Not to mention expensive detours into the Newton. (I don't fault Apple for pursuing these things; it's hard to know what will be the Next Big Thing and all. What I fault them for is having a confusing array of add-ons to the basic OS, with lots of confusion about what the advantages are. I, for example, use plain old System 7.1.2, an external 28.8 modem, and fairly standard apps and tools. I see no need for GeoPorts, OpenTransport, or any of that stuff. And when Apple stopped bundling the System software with machines, and making upgrades free, and generating multiple versions of System 7.5x, well, this all made my glad to just sit all this confusion out.) Can Apple do anything to "help crypto"? Not a thing, as near as I can tell. Eudora is _still_ not putting PGP or S/MIME in in Eudora Pro 3.0, and Netscape is doing whatever it is doing (as you know). Thus, all I care about is what Qualcomm does with Eudora and what Netscape does with Navigator. I don't care about what Apple puts in CyberDog, as I have no immediate plans to use it as my browser or my mailer. I think I represent about 80% or more of all Macintosh users, too.

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I just don't see the point of trying to educate Apple people on something so far from what they need to be doing.

Point is put up or shut up, I am giving you a chance to be heard, I dont give a flying hoot what you say, except that you make people aware of the issues. Tim dont you know that outside of cp very little is known about crypto-anarchy. and what it mean.. hey even if you hate the very essence of apple, (and I know your don't) you can helpbe part of the solution instead of part of the problem...

so whats it gonna be.

I don't buy this notion that I have to choose to be part of the problem or part of the solution. Nothing Apple can do really matters at this point, as they've lost the leadership role they once had and are increasingly "marginalized." Crypto tools are platform-independent, ideally. Unless crypto tools and algorithms are "built in" in some very usable way to Copland, say, there just is no role for Apple. Sure, you lean on Steve Dorner at Qualcomm to get crypto into Eudora in a more central way, and work with Netscape in some way, but not much else is to be done. (And Apple dropped the ball a couple of years ago with the "digital signature" stuff they announced...I forget the name, but it was some kind of certificate-based system, probably called something typically Apple-ish like "OpenCertification" or somesuch. I think it was introduced in 1994 or so, about the time the 660av and 840av were rolled out. Nothing more has ever come of it, not too surprisingly.) And speaking of the av-series machines, and the later PPC machines (of course), Apple blew it by not developing this as an "Internet phone" sort of thing. Here they have had av-compatible machines (speakers, microphones, DSP functionality) for a few years, and yet Microsoft and Intel are grabbing the headlines with "Internet phone" systems! Jeesh. (This is not something that talking to the bottom-level troops at a "crypto" meeting can do, this indicates the complete lack of vision at higher levels.) Apple consistently blows its lead, and is now becoming irrelevant. (I don't plan to switch, so long as my Web-centric apps continue to run and updates are provided. And I have too many thousands of dollars tied up in Mac hardware, including the usuals several gigs of disk, CD-R, laser printer, Powerbooks, etc. So, it'll be several years before I have to switch. But that sure doesn't mean I have to be a cheerleader for a probably doomed system. I first bought Apple stock the day after the Mac was unveiled, on January 25th, 1984, and added to my holdings over the years. I finally dumped 90% of my shares last fall, for $45. And I'm glad I did. There is nothing Apple people can do to "help crypto" at this time. And the only thing they can do to help Apple survive is to do just that, help it survive. As for what that might be, at this late date, I'm fresh out of ideas. You may think this is Apple-bashing. I avoid bashing Apple in public, as the issues and themes are well-known to all. But you have framed your note to me as a call for me to "put up or shut up," implying I have some duty to help Apple and the Macintosh succeed. I do not. I am available as a consultant, of course. I doubt Apple needs more more consultant advising it on corporate strategies, but this option is open to you. --Tim Boycott "Big Brother Inside" software! We got computers, we're tapping phone lines, we know that that ain't allowed. ---------:---------:---------:---------:---------:---------:---------:---- Timothy C. May | Crypto Anarchy: encryption, digital money, tcmay@got.net 408-728-0152 | anonymous networks, digital pseudonyms, zero W.A.S.T.E.: Corralitos, CA | knowledge, reputations, information markets, Licensed Ontologist | black markets, collapse of governments. "National borders aren't even speed bumps on the information superhighway."