[Bienfait, Saskatchewan: CNN] THE BARTENDER at the Coal Dust Saloon announced earlier today that the seige of the Whitehouse by armed CypherPunks ended peacefully today, when the occupants were knocked down with Teflon-coated, hollow-point Destructor bullets the size of drain plugs. Chief CypherPunks Spokesperson, [Your Name Here], was pleased to announce that the Whitehouse occupants, including the late Director of the FBI, "are SAFE, now."