"I'n form the NSA, I'm here to help your crypto. You have where else to go!"

I've never seen something transformed so. Talk about munging characters. I'm suprised there are no control characters in this. Whats was meant: "I'm from the NSA, I'm here to help your crypto." "You have no where else to go!" (as said by a seven foot robot cop in black leather). (and it wasn't even over a MODEM)