Now there's a really intelligent response to the MIB! I think Blanc would have done a better self-service to have responded that way.
MAKE THEM GET A WARRANT! It's your ONLY legal defense against a fishing expedition! It's our CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT to require a warrant before letting them in! We are NOT criminals just because we do not allow the MIBs to make ILLEGAL and UNCONSTITUTIONAL searches of our properties!
If they can't convince a judge AND obtain a specifically worded search warrant then they are obviously fishing! Tell to go find a real deep lake...
I also give the writer an A+ for the Clintonian and Reagonesque touches!
APF
The MIB have a convenient way around this. If you let them in voluntarily, they're nice. If you make them get a warrant, they come back, guns drawn. They barge in and tear the place up for hours. Maybe they'll hack down some of the walls to search for drugs. In the end, you have something which is a cross between a pile of papers, a bunch of dust, electronic parts, wiring, torn up books, destroyed furniture, and a pile of crumbled drywall to call home. Heil Klintonkov! Heil Reno! Heil Freeh! StatistMonger
The MIB have a convenient way around this. If you let them in voluntarily, they're nice. If you make them get a warrant, they come back, guns drawn. They barge in and tear the place up for hours. Maybe they'll hack down some of the walls to search for drugs. In the end, you have something which is a cross between a pile of papers, a bunch of dust, electronic parts, wiring, torn up books, destroyed furniture, and a pile of crumbled drywall to call home.
Yeah and active evil is better than passive good. We should submit ourselves to what is Not the law because we fear what is the law? Thats a great world, where do I sign up? -Ian Welcome to 1984 as with all goverment projects, its a bit late and slightly overbudget -Ian Briggs.
The MIB have a convenient way around this. If you let them in voluntarily, they're nice. If you make them get a warrant, they come back, guns drawn. They barge in and tear the place up for hours. Maybe they'll hack down some of the walls to search for drugs. In the end, you have something which is a cross between a pile of papers, a bunch of dust, electronic parts, wiring, torn up books, destroyed furniture, and a pile of crumbled drywall to call home.
I actually seriously doubt this. I think that they actually respect people who do not suck up to them, and know the laws. They are people and, if they have a choice, would rather harass someone who puts up with it, than someone who can get them some serious trouble. - Igor.
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