Top 10 Ways to Make a Grouchy Old CypherPunk Smile -------------------------------------------------- #10) Find his shoes for him. #9) Buy Kent Crispin a Dr. Kevorkian gift-certificate. #8) Nuke Washington DC #7) Send ten copies of this back to Vulis. #6) Shoot a Fed. #5) Shoot David Downey. #4) Heavily spam the clueless number of AOLers asking to be on the list. #3) Hang a disemboweled Paul Pomes from a tree. #2) Prank call John Gilmore to tell him what a cocksucker he is. #1) [This space reserved for T.C. May]