"Fox Trot," by Bill Amend, for Wed, Sept. 28, 1994: Computer: WELCOME TO COMPUNET. YOU HAVE 65,031 WAITING MESSAGES. Kid: [pause with pensive expression] Maybe setting my username to "Fabio" wasn't such a hot idea. Computer: DIANE@NASA.GOV WISHES TO CHAT. LUCILLE@OSU.EDU WISHES TO CHAT. JOYCE@UPS.COM WISHES TO CHAT. ... --Steve