Of course I have issues! That felcher Harald Fragner led me to believe that through him, he would get me hooked up with Monica Lewinsky through this six degrees thing! I hear she really loves to party with the geek-set! That mother humper actually made me send him a check in exchange for her private info, after which he takes me out of his contact info! I tell you what, it's monkey spankers like Harald Fragner that make this six degrees service a real sham. These toe fungus kissers need to be taken out of six degrees! I'm going to contact my congressman and tell him to watch out for the likes of a camel snot taster like Harald Fragner, if that's even his real name. And I'm telling him to watch out for you guys too! You just watch it, you gerbil tubers! You cheese whiz fondlers! You purveyors of cottage cheese and farm animals! The government knows what you're up to! Sincerely, Joe Cypherpunk, dissatisfied customer at large At 09:49 AM 9/15/98 -0500, sixdegrees wrote:

Just a quick update from sixdegrees(tm). Unfortunately Harald Fragner (harald@fragner.net) asked not to be listed as your contact with sixdegrees.

We also wanted to make sure you were aware that you currently have no other confirmed contacts, so it will be hard for you to have a productive sixdegrees experience. As you probably know, without any confirmed contacts, you won't get any results from our networking searches.

So, we just wanted to recommend that you head over to http://www.sixdegrees.com , log-in, and go to MY CONTACTS to list additional relationships.

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