From Todays` RISKS column
D > D >White House May Issue National ID Cards D > D >The Clinton administration is working on a national ID card that D >every American would need in order to interact with any federal agency, D >reports Digital Media: A Seybold Report, a computer industry newsletter Gee. It's a good thing I don't "interact with any federal agency" or I'd be really worried. DCF "Ver are yur paypers?" I lost them. I'm an illegal alien. I don't have any. I'm a foreign tourist. I forget. I'm homeless. I'm an anarchist (a recognized alternative life/style) and I don't believe in such things. My dog ate them. As a product of the public schools, I couldn't read them so I must have thrown them away. Where are your papers? --- WinQwk 2.0b#1165
Gee. It's a good thing I don't "interact with any federal agency" or I'd be really worried.
DCF
"Ver are yur paypers?"
I lost them. I'm an illegal alien. I don't have any. I'm a foreign tourist. I forget. I'm homeless. I'm an anarchist (a recognized alternative life/style) and I don't believe in such things. My dog ate them. As a product of the public schools, I couldn't read them so I must have thrown them away. Where are your papers?
A9: Gee . . . I dunno. Doesn't Hillary have them? A10: Last time I saw them, they were in Vince Foster's office . . . A11: Call the Rose Law Firm. They're my lawyers. =D.C. Williams
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