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Mitch Halloran, unwitting schill of the TrilateralCPU, digitized:
I neglected to take into consideration that this attempt at revisionist history of the greatest President of the US in the 20th Century, perhaps in US history...this raving and ranting to take the name of FDR in vain...this dribble to take all of humanity's name in vain...this project to develop the Mother of All Conspiracy Theories, including figuring out a way to show the Big Bang is/was, all of it, every last bit, a conspiracy...
...well, it could be ciphertext for which I have not received the key for making into plaintext. Someone please forward the key to me.
Working in a Drug Lab, I would imagine that the key required to make sense of SPACE ALIENS HIDE MY DRUGS!!! is easily within reach...check the 500 ml beaker to your immediate left... To tell the truth, most of my ranting and raving in regard to the InfernalTruths EreuIndicted in SAHMD is done out of kindness towards those who are the target of both my BarbLess Wit and my WitLess Barbs, since merely revealing the NakedTruth about many of these individuals might result in the Reader having an eye put out, although HeOrShe would still have one good eye left to see that the person who was giving rise to the BluntNosed Sword of Truth was not the individual's wife. ReVisionIst, to me, indicates someone who takes another look at what was previously seen with the aid of colour-glossy photos and pie-charts provided by the people who threatened to imprison your parents if they failed to send you to government-sponsered IndoctrinationCamps justified under the ruse of FreeEducation, which sometimes seem mostly geared for reinforcing in our minds how lucky we are to live in a country where the government is kind enough to provide us with FreeIncomeTaxReturnForms. Son of Mother Of All Chapters, as presented to the CypherPunks list, quite simply provides a plethora of Official Versions of the events surrounding the murder of one of Franklin Roosevelt's political enemies, Anton Cermak. Those perusing the material may come to the conclusion that if a wide variety of official news sources and official law enforcement agencies don't seem to have a fucking clue as to the time, date or sequence of events surrounding the murder, the death of Cermak, the trial or the execution, then perhaps one would be remiss in too hasty in accepting the same people's conclusions that Roosevelt, and not Cermak, was the target, it would be hard to fault their logic. As far as Roosevelt, or anyone else, being "the greatest President" of any era, it would be more accurate to describe their being the GreatestBullShitter of the era, or of having the GreatestAdvertising/SpinDoctor/PoliticalThugs of the era. It is a matter of speculation to what extent Roosevelt's actions were responsible for the recovery of the American economy after the collapse of the banking sector, but it is a matter of *fact*, supported by the testimony of even those who were part of FDR's political entourage, that Roosevelt took steps to ensure the *complete* collapse of America's financial institutions while Hoover was still President, in order to put himself in a position to extort as much money and power as possible out of Congress. Perhaps the massive suffering and financial losses that he caused in his power-grab might be justified as being 'for the greater good,' except that, had he used his position as President-elect to help restore confidence in the economy, instead of destroying it, America would not have required nearly as much 'saving' as it subsequently needed. It is a shame that I had not been born in an age when I could have run for President against Roosevelt, and won. Had I done so, then I, like FDR, would have granted myself a license to print money, and I also would have spent three times as much of the taxpayer's money as the previous 31 Presidents, combined, but *I* would have spent it all on beer and scotch, thus resurrecting the American economy without creating a HugeGovernmentMonster filled with political patronage appointees and employees who I had bought and owned with imaginary money that taxpayers would be responsible for repaying. Also, being drunk all of the time, there would have been little chance of me turning America into a PlannedSociety via a New Deal in which all of the cards being dealt were Red.
By the way, I'm really one of you guys. I am just working a cover among the people who call themselves sane until you guys who really know the truth can get into a position reveal these eternal truths to the unbelievers. he-he!
We appreciate your efforts. Due to the limited space in the HomeForTheCriminallyInsane, it is important for us to have half-witting schills secretly infiltrating organizations which are too ignorant of Truth&Reality (TM) to realize that the NewCrayolaColours are part of the WorldWide Plot, even when spelled without the 'u.' ~ ICould'aBeenAContend'aMonger ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Someone having looked over the shoulder of one Linda Reed--PCC West Campus CSC, getting her password, and then using her mail account, drooled with paralytic tongue as follos:
ReVisionIst, to me, indicates someone who takes another look at what was previously seen with the aid of colour-glossy photos and pie-charts provided by the people who threatened to imprison your parents if they failed to send you to government-sponsered IndoctrinationCamps justified under the ruse of FreeEducation, which sometimes seem mostly geared for reinforcing in our minds how lucky we are to live in a country where the government is kind enough to provide us with FreeIncomeTaxReturnForms.
What color are your glossy glasses, by the way? In addition to "FreeIncomeTaxReturnForms", they also let me urinate in the national forests too.
As far as Roosevelt, or anyone else, being "the greatest President" of any era, it would be more accurate to describe their being the GreatestBullShitter of the era, or of having the GreatestAdvertising/SpinDoctor/PoliticalThugs of the era.
Doesn't that count for something? Be all you can be, right? Excellence in being immoral is certainly better than being mediocre at being immoral.
It is a matter of speculation to what extent Roosevelt's actions were responsible for the recovery of the American economy after the collapse of the banking sector, but it is a matter of *fact*, supported by the testimony of even those who were part of FDR's political entourage, that Roosevelt took steps to ensure the *complete* collapse of America's financial institutions while Hoover was still President, in order to put himself in a position to extort as much money and power as possible out of Congress.
Is this sort of like Reagan arranging with the Iranians that the Tehran 52 could come home for Christmas, but not before? And while having mentioned the cheese head, could you possibly do a piece on Reagan, by the way? Now *that* is something I could enjoy reading. And really let loose with the prose, if you please: the more insane, the more tangential, the better.
Perhaps the massive suffering and financial losses that he caused in his power-grab might be justified as being 'for the greater good,' except that, had he used his position as President-elect to help restore confidence in the economy, instead of destroying it, America would not have required nearly as much 'saving' as it subsequently needed.
Well, the implementation never really does live up to the grand design now, does it? Ask any computer programmer here on this list.
It is a shame that I had not been born in an age when I could have run for President against Roosevelt, and won.
It is a shame that we'll all just have to endure.
Had I done so, then I, like FDR, would have granted myself a license to print money, and I also would have spent three times as much of the taxpayer's money as the previous 31 Presidents, combined, but *I* would have spent it all on beer and scotch, thus resurrecting the American economy without creating a HugeGovernmentMonster filled with political patronage appointees and employees who I had bought and owned with imaginary money that taxpayers would be responsible for repaying.
Maybe you're not so crazy after all. You know, it's not too late to enter the race for 2000. It's a good year to start on, and because of your intimate connections with people who are information technology-aware, you could make some programmers fabulously wealthy by scamming people on the Y2K problem.
Also, being drunk all of the time, there would have been little chance of me turning America into a PlannedSociety via a New Deal in which all of the cards being dealt were Red.
US Grant was also a lush. How prosperous were those times when he could pick himself off the floor?
ICould'aBeenAContend'aMonger ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I really am enjoying this. I had apparently a great deal of spare time in the dog days of summer to humor the paranoids of the list although I was rather dreading the consequences. *** Object Lesson: NEVER ARGUE WITH AN INSANE INDIVIDUAL *** 1. You can never come to a compromise or even win: it requires that the two sides be possessed of reason, and you have only half of what you need. 2. There is a risk that you just might start believing what that individual believes, especially when you start conceding small points that appear to be the truth. (Don't be fooled.) 3. It reduces you to a less dignified state before your peers. And appearance is everything. Remember: Style, not substance. Form, not structure. Mitch Halloran Research (Bio)chemist Duzen Laboratories Group Ankara TURKEY mitch@duzen.com.tr While in substance it is generally all the same, it still amazes the observer that one will find that smelling one's own is somehow less disgusting than smelling someone else's. --Anonymous
On Tue, 28 Jul 1998, S. M. Halloran wrote: [smoke the balderdash]
I really am enjoying this. I had apparently a great deal of spare time in the dog days of summer to humor the paranoids of the list although I was rather dreading the consequences.
are you paranoid? "dread" is a contributing factor to paranoia. dog days of summer --are you nuts? or just referring to Toto again?
*** Object Lesson: NEVER ARGUE WITH AN INSANE INDIVIDUAL ***
yes, I see you are arguing with yourself. how do you look in the mirror? have you found the Mad Hatter and the gerrymanderer? if the gerrymanderer cuts your "table" in two, which half will you be? you did not learn the most important lesson of the series: you must resort to the state of "crazy" to avoid going "insane". they give the insane Haldol if they are lucky, a lobotomy if that doesnt settle them down --witness Ken Kesey's "Cuckoo".
1. You can never come to a compromise or even win: it requires that the two sides be possessed of reason, and you have only half of what you need.
you got that one right! why dont you have _any_ reason for your intransigence? is it true you're several cards short of a full deck? and, there was some question as to your response to: "...and you said the last time you beat your wife was last Saturday?"
2. There is a risk that you just might start believing what that individual believes, especially when you start conceding small points that appear to be the truth. (Don't be fooled.)
are you trying to imply that small lies are the foundation blocks of great truths? cowardly. see Dorothy for counseling. great truths are built on small truths and fallacies are destroyed with small lies that the little boy in Holland did not cover with his finger.
3. It reduces you to a less dignified state before your peers. And appearance is everything. Remember: Style, not substance. Form, not structure.
aaahh, I see you are the emporer with your new clothes!
While in substance it is generally all the same, it still amazes the observer that one will find that smelling one's own is somehow less disgusting than smelling someone else's. --Anonymous
a disgusting comment which fits a research (bio)chemist in Turkey where birth control reminds me of: the father of the bride, who was marrying a Turk, told her that she was not required to submit to the Turkish indecencies, and if her about to be husband told her to "roll over", she should refuse. everything was fine for about a year until one night the husband told her to "roll over" --she refused; and when questioned, she told him what her father had said. his reply was quite simple: "but you do wish to become pregnant, dont you?" __________________________________________________________________________ To be a ruler of men, you need at least 12 inches.... _________________________________________________________________ attila__
see: http://cgi.pathfinder.com/netly/0,2326,201980727-14191,00.html Paul may be a kook to some, but he has the courage to stand against the forces who wish to take all our liberties --or should I say, those few we have been permitted to keep. Is it only a coincidence that the Social Security Admistration published the new requirements for the national ID in Section 666 of the code? "...and I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him." [RV 6-8] "and he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a markin their right hand, or in their foreheads; [Rv13-16] "and that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name; [Rv13-17] "Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six Hundred threescore and six" [Rv13-18] OK, Mitch, it says it all in Revelation --and it is happening. See the article on defending yourself from Federal conspiracy charges which was posted to the list a few minutes ago by anonymous. I always define conspiracy as three guys getting drunk at a bar while discussing the idea of robbing the bank across the street. one passes out and the other two go across the street and attempt to rob the bank; all three are tried and convicted: two for robbing the bank; and three for conspiracy to rob the bank. so, be careful who you associate with; in Turkey you just might get rolled over.... attila out... one more time.
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S. M. Halloran