Path: khijol!wetware!iggy.GW.Vitalink.COM!pacbell.com!ames!agate!howland.reston.ans.net!europa.eng.gtefsd.com!uunet!uunet.ca!wildcan!news2.uunet.ca!xenitec!looking!funny-request Message-ID: <S5d6.528@clarinet.com> Date: Sat, 18 Sep 93 19:30:02 EDT Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: New Intel Slogan From: shah@santur.nuo.dec.com (Amitabh Shah) Keywords: topical, smirk, original Approved: funny@clarinet.com Lines: 17 [This is original.] In view of the recent burglaries at computer warehouses in the Silicon Valley, where the burglars have stolen Intel's x86 processor chips, Intel has decided to use a new corporate slogan. The idea for this slogan is based on the theft-resistant stickers seen on the windows of cars in NYC. All stores carrying/manufacturing PCs made with Intel's processors, as well as the PCs themselves will now bear a sticker that says: "No Intel Inside". -- Selected by Maddi Hausmann. MAIL your joke (jokes ONLY) to funny@clarinet.com. Please! No copyrighted stuff. Also no "mouse balls," dyslexic agnostics, Iraqi driver's ed, Administratium, strings in bar or bell-ringer jokes. -- Ed Carp, N7EKG erc@apple.com 510/659-9560 anon-0001@khijol.uucp If you want magic, let go of your armor. Magic is so much stronger than steel! -- Richard Bach, "The Bridge Across Forever"