This week we've taken one of the net's most respected magazines - and curried it. That's right, we proudly invite you to feast on the Curried Issue of Shift Control, a veritable korma-copia of spicy treats. Our menu includes every curried delicacy ever invented - plus one or two that Shift Control's own masters of masala have cooked up themselves... The starter: Poppadum will eat itself (a poppadum taste-a-thon). The main dish: A tour through the three levels of curry house, from the corner kormarama to the true viceroys of vindaloo. The side dishes: Curried thumbs - a tasteful selection of microwavable curries. Curried songs - from 'Korma Chameleon' to 'Vindaloo Sunset'. Curried Spice Girls - if the Girls were curries, what kinds would they be? Curried films - featuring 'Last Mango in Paris' and other screen platters. Also on the menu this week... The best curry of the millennium and a quiz to test how wild you are about curry - all with a rich and fragrant smothering of instant granulated Chip Shop Curry Sauce. Mmmm. We also cater for those who prefer British fare with a fine selection of fiction, including your chance to win £200 - a lot of curries - by entering our short story competition. So give yourself a tasty treat and partake in our sumptuous offerings, all of which are hot, steaming and awaiting your delectation at http://www.shiftcontrol.com Shift Control is produced by the Guardian's New Media Lab with help from Boddingtons and Stella Artois Dry To unsubscribe from this mailing list send e-mail to shiftcontrol-request@nml.guardian.co.uk with the following text in the body of the mail message: unsubscribe