BBblue@delphi.com wrote:

Financial Healings.

This is actually from list forger, Robert Hettinga, who was trying to write a post called 'Financial Dealings' when he was seized by a fit of Platypus-Downey Syndrome. Originally a government-generated hereditary Trojan virus developed by allegedly reptilian Nazis, agraphia was introduced to the cypherpunks mailing list, becoming commonly known as Platyagraphia, as it spread quickly throughout the list. By a curious penalty-stroke of fate, the Christian hordes descending on the list as the outbreak of Platyagraphia spread, were inflected, and the resulting inflection turned them into Christian 'whores,' at which time Platyagraphia became uncommonly known as Platypus-Downey Syndrome.

Enclose a self stamped and self addressed envelope with one dollar in it to each of the people below. COME ON! What are you going to loose? 6 WHOLE DOLLARS! NO WAY CAN YOU POSSIBLY LOSE.

Hettinga, once a respected member of the financial crypto community, has been turned into pathetic figure by Platypus-Downey Syndrome, which has aggragated the Money Fever that he had been successful in controlling up to this point. Now he has been reduced to spamming the Internet with MLM Prayer-List chain mail, in a desperate attempt to "Make Money La$t" at a dollar-a-pop. Once a secular figure known as the Father of eCa$h, Hettinga is now a quasi-religious Cyhperpunk Cult of One leader known as the Dollar Llama.

Remember to have a copy of Your favorite healing prayer to stuff in envlopes as they send you $1.00. If you don't have one you may use mine.

In his own defence, Hettinga, making a veiled reference to the "lack of evolutionary pressures" thread currently raging on the list, said, "I'm providing a service to both the Christan community and the financial eugenics movement, by confiscating financial munitions from those too stupid to pray without my help, one dollar at a time. MackeralMonger