Eggs at Customs (fwd)

There has (fortunately!) been a big crackdown recently on the illegal pet bird import trade, something akin to the slave trade of the 19th century for those of us who like pet birds. One of the methods people use to import birds is to wear special vests full of pockets for rare bird eggs. If the person who wrote this was coming in from SE Asia, especially Australia, then this was very possibly the meaning of the question.
At 8:32 AM 1/15/96, Brad Shantz wrote:
I was asked if I had any eggs. I still don't know why.
Meaning you weren't cleared for expedited handling. My CIA and NSA friends had alerted me to this question and given me the special answer:
Me: "Yes, I have green eggs, and ham, too. The eggs in Paris are especially fresh this time of year."
This got me waved through.
--Tim May
We got computers, we're tapping phone lines, we know that that ain't allowed. ---------:---------:---------:---------:---------:---------:---------:---- Timothy C. May | Crypto Anarchy: encryption, digital money, tcmay@got.net 408-728-0152 | anonymous networks, digital pseudonyms, zero W.A.S.T.E.: Corralitos, CA | knowledge, reputations, information markets, Higher Power: 2^756839 - 1 | black markets, collapse of governments. "National borders aren't even speed bumps on the information superhighway."
(______) Lindsay Haisley (oo) "The bull FMP Computer Services /------\/ stops here!" fmouse@fmp.com / | || Austin, Texas, USA * ||---|| * * * * * * (512) 259-1190 ~~ ~~ http://www.fmp.com

On Mon, 15 Jan 1996, Lindsay Haisley wrote:
There has (fortunately!) been a big crackdown recently on the illegal pet bird import trade, something akin to the slave trade of the 19th century for those of us who like pet birds. One of the methods people use to import birds is to wear special vests full of pockets for rare bird eggs. If the person who wrote this was coming in from SE Asia, especially Australia, then this was very possibly the meaning of the question.
And here I thought it was because eggs were a good medium for transporting biotoxins. I've been hanging out with you conspiracy freaks too much :-) -rich
participants (2)
-
Lindsay Haisley
-
Rich Graves