** Reply to note from nobody@REPLAY.COM 06/11/96 09:58am +0200 = To: Cypherpunks@toad.com = From: nobody@REPLAY.COM (Anonymous) = = A Guide to Self-Control = = Subject: Steps in Overcoming Masterbation = = Excerpt from a Mormon missionary guide, circa 1970: Steps in = Overcoming Masterbation, Mark E. Petersen = = 1. Never touch the intimate parts of your body except during normal = toilet processes. = you forgot to add the dictum on how long you are allowed to wash it in the shower... -- "Privacy Through Cryptography." "Communicate Globally, Censor Locally." I think an old Doonesbury cartoon that had Duke (representing the NRA) testifying before a Senate subcommittee summed it up quite nicely..... Senator: "And we and the American people have had enough of you and your fanatic organization!" Duke: "I see Senator, shall I put you down for a million postcards?" Senator: "Don't you threaten me mister!" Politicians only understand one thing.