GoLive CyberStudio 30-day Activation Key
Dear Dumbshit, Thank you for spamming the Cypherpunks list with an ad for your crippleware and your lame, pathetically designed web site. Your official 30-day activation key is: ISUCKANDCANTWRITEHTMLANDISPAM You'll need to enter this key when you try to activate your brain. Included in response to all spams to the Cypherpunks list are free tests which will be run on your system. Any security holes we find will not be reported, but exploited. NOTE: If you are using FuckIt Spammer 1.0.x to spam your ad, please make sure you walk off a high-rise ledge and fall several hundred feet or we may have to make sure you do it, and you probably don't want that. If you have questions about your computer security, you do not need to send to Cypherpunks. You have already requested that your machine be checked for all security holes and that any found will be exploited to make you look even stupider than you make yourselves look. We also suggest you learn how to make a web site. Please visit http://www.anybrowser.org/campaign/. If you don't find your answers there, please walk in front of an 18-wheeler going 70mph, or call 911 and phone in a bomb threat. When you are ready to put yourself out of our misery, please slash your wrists and play vampire. It's simple so your simple minds should be able to handle it, but it is a little messy. Sincerely, The Cypherpunks cypherpunks@cyberpass.net On Tue, 29 Sep 1998 sales@golive.com spammed:
Dear Fritzie,
Thank you for downloading the GoLive CyberStudio Tryout software.
Your official 30-day activation key is: TRIA1MT23NFJD8MXGGJ85UDA
You'll need to enter this key when you first start-up the software.
Included with the GoLive CyberStudio installation are the latest Release Notes and New Product Features for GoLive CyberStudio.
NOTE: If you are using Stuffit Expander 4.5.x to decode and decompress PDF documents, please make sure the cross platform preference and the option "Convert Text Files to Macintosh Format" is set to "Never".
If you have questions about how to use the Tryout software, GoLive's knowledgeable Technical Support staff is available to assist you. We suggest you first check the Technical Support section of our Web site www.golive.com. If you don't find your answers there, please send us an email at support@golive.com or call 1-800-554-6638.
When you are ready to purchase GoLive CyberStudio or if you want to know more about why GoLive CyberStudio is the best product for Web site design, please return to our Web site or contact me at 1-800-554-6638 or 1-650-463-1580.
Sincerely,
Dan Fernandez Director US Sales GoLive Systems Sales@Golive.com
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