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OUR CURRENT PROBLEM IS THAT THE AVERAGE CONSUMER CAN NOT COMPLETE AN ACCURATE SEARCH ON THE WEB.

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AT THIS POINT SO MANY CYBERPUNKS HAVE EMBEDDED SO MUCH GARBAGE ON THE WEB, THAT YOU CAN NOT COMPLETE AN ACCURATE SEARCH.

Gee: Someone who has not learnt to use the caps key on his computer cannot do accurate searches, so will everyone else please get off the net.

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BUT MORE IMPORTANT, WE NEED TO CLEANUP THE TRASH THAT THE CYBER-PUNKS ARE PLACING ON THE WEB.

Pleasant comic relief.

My guess is; he simply wanted to embarass himself. Don't they have karaoke bars for that sort of thing?