Drifter0@aol.com wrote:

thanx

... Oh, Jesus, another stupid AOLer. Well, let me go through the proper procedures. Time for the flame-form. ----------------------------- Dear: [X] Clueless Newbie [X] Lamer [ ] Flamer [ ] "Me too" er [ ] Pervert [X] Geek [ ] Spammer [ ] Racist [ ] Fed [X] Stereotypical AOLer [ ] Freak [ ] Troller [ ] Fundamentalist [ ] Satanist [ ] Scientologist You Are Being Flamed Because: [ ] You posted what should have been emailed [ ] You obviously don't know how to read your newsgroups line [ ] You are trying to make money on a non-commercial newsgroup [ ] You self-rightously impose your religious beliefs on others [ ] You posted something asking for warez sites [ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply [ ] You started a long, stupid thread [ ] You continued spreading a long stupid thread [ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it [ ] You posted a followup to crossposted robot-generated spam [ ] You posted a "test" in a discussion group rather than in alt.test [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message [X] You posted low-IQ flamebait [ ] You posted a blatently obvious troll [ ] You posted a listserver command [ ] You followed up to a blatently obvious troll [ ] You posted pretending to be someone famous [ ] You said "me too" to something [ ] You make no sense [ ] Your sig/alias/server is dreadful [ ] You posted a phone-sex ad [ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme [ ] You claimed a pyramid-scheme/chain letter for money was legal [ ] Your margin settings (or lack of) make your post unreadable [ ] You posted in ElItE CaPiTaLs to look K3WL [ ] You posted SCREAMING in RANDOM CAPS for NO APPARENT REASON [X] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed anyway To Repent, You Must: [ ] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're doing [X] Stop masturbating for a week [X] Be Senator Exon's love slave [ ] Read every newsgroup you posted to for a week [X] Give up your AOL account [X] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it [ ] Tell your Mommy to up your medication [X] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor [ ] Actually post something relevant [X] Make a homepage shrine for the goddess Hello Kitty [X] Read the FAQ [ ] Post to alt.test [ ] Print your home phone number in your ads [X] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month In Closing, I'd Like to Say: [X] Get a clue [X] Get a life [X] Go away [ ] Age 10 more years before you post again [X] Never post again [X] I pity your dog [ ] You need to seek psychiatric help [ ] Morons like you give ammo to pro-censorship geeks [X] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc... [X] Take your gibberish somewhere else [X] Learn how to post or get off the usenet and listserv [ ] All of the above