Did I tell you I got to talk to Jesus face to face yesterday? Yup, I ran into him at the store. No, this was different than Elvis! Honest! He even gave me his card! He was a very nice person, and very helpful. Oh, did I mention. His last name was Guardado. <g>

I've often wondered that the "H" in "Jesus H. Christ" stands for, too! <g>

(Don't tell anybody I listen to KIFM -- the local jazz station -- 98.1!)

I also won't tell anyone the TITLE of this message, which implies that the Almighty might actually enjoy rap "music".

Well I went to the zoo to see you. Errr. I went to the primate exhibit

You been readin' Darwin again? What's the name of his book? "The Origin of Feces", or something like that? <g,d,r> Best kept in the "reading room", anyway...