At 02:56 AM 8/1/96 -0700, Timothy C. May wrote:

I can easily make my own photo I.D.s, or even order "fake I.D.s" from various mail-order outlets advertising in the Usual Places. If I show up at the airline with two photo I.D.s, one showing me to be "Security Officer Mickey Mouse" and the other showing me to be "Mickey Mouse, Internal Security Agency," will I be violating any laws?

--Mickey Mouse (I just changed my name--if you don't like it, FAA, fuck off)

They want "government-issued" photo ID. They haven't said which government have they. Time to get my Barbados driver's license. DCF