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At 1:10 AM 8/21/96, Skip wrote:
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Sounds good to me. Keep it up. --Tim May -- [This Bible excerpt awaiting review under the U.S. Communications Decency Act of 1996] And then Lot said, "I have some mighty fine young virgin daughters. Why don't you boys just come on in and fuck them right here in my house - I'll just watch!"....Later, up in the mountains, the younger daughter said: "Dad's getting old. I say we should fuck him before he's too old to fuck." So the two daughters got him drunk and screwed him all that night. Sure enough, Dad got them pregnant, and had an incestuous bastard son....Onan really hated the idea of doing his brother's wife and getting her pregnant while his brother got all the credit, so he pulled out before he came....Remember, it's not a good idea to have sex with your sister, your brother, your parents, your pet dog, or the farm animals, unless of course God tells you to. [excerpts from the Old Testament, Modern Vernacular Translation, TCM, 1996]

Y'all Christians have a doozey of a verse in the Book of (forget which) where they talk abnout the local Israelite babes lusting after the foreign pagan lads because they have horse-sized equipments.

! At 1:10 AM 8/21/96, llurch@stanford.edu (Rich Graves) wrote: ! > ----- Message body suppressed ----- ! > ! ! ! Sounds good to me. Keep it up. ! ! ! --Tim May ! ! ! -- ! [This Bible excerpt awaiting review under the U.S. Communications Decency ! Act of 1996] ! And then Lot said, "I have some mighty fine young virgin daughters. Why ! don't you boys just come on in and fuck them right here in my house - I'll ! just watch!"....Later, up in the mountains, the younger daughter said: ! "Dad's getting old. I say we should fuck him before he's too old to fuck." ! So the two daughters got him drunk and screwed him all that night. Sure ! enough, Dad got them pregnant, and had an incestuous bastard son....Onan ! really hated the idea of doing his brother's wife and getting her pregnant ! while his brother got all the credit, so he pulled out before he ! came....Remember, it's not a good idea to have sex with your sister, your ! brother, your parents, your pet dog, or the farm animals, unless of course ! God tells you to. [excerpts from the Old Testament, Modern Vernacular ! Translation, TCM, 1996] Your sigs are better looking than his body.
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