At 04:07 PM 10/6/98 -0700, Michael Motyka wrote:

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ITALIAN dignitaries who fear being kidnapped are having microprocessor homing devices planted in their bodies so police can track them down if they are abducted.

Where can I buy one of these things for my cat? My master password is tatooed inside her upper lip.

You must either have a large cat or an insecure password. Or a very precise veterinary tattooist.