Beyond The Valley Of The Planet Of The Return Of The Son Of The Uncle Of The Mother Of All Censorship Crisies II SPACE ALIENS HIDE M DRUGS!!! _____________________________ * To: cypherpunks@toad.com * Subject: Linda Reed--PCC West Campus CSC <lreed@west.cscwc.pima.edu>: Re: Army of Dog SPACE ALIENS HIDE M DRUGS!!! * From: one4evil@juno.com (Nalus Optic) * Date: Fri, 3 Jul 1998 10:49:09 -0700 * Sender: owner-cypherpunks@Algebra.COM I was asked to forward this message to the Cypherpunks list by Linda Reed...Who sent it to me as a responce to one of my e-mails...I know that by doing so, I risk being kicked, stomped, beated siverly amongst the neck and shoulders, and even flamed...But I think so many of us are not looking at the true messages involved in these 'spams'. Reed is makeing several REALL good points...Given, Reed does rant a bit...And some of what is writen is just so much bullshit...But all of it, taken in context, is Truth (TM)... Let me make a suggestion to Reed and all others involved...There is a time and place for everything...The time for rEvolution, as Reed puts it, is _NOW!_ However, Cypherpunks is not the place...So does anyone know of any good e-lists that would love to get the ALIANS posts? Maybe your five minute's of thought on a way to help Reed will make everyone happy, Vs the hours some of us are spending complaining about the damn thing. [Gnat From The Author: As the Author, We personally believe that <infinity.nus.sg> should forcefully unsubscibe itself from the CypherPunks Distributed Node Mailing Lists, since it is the website which the Author is currently using to read the list posts. As well, We feel that Linda Reed <lreed@west.cscwc.pima.edu> should take steps to block her email account from being sent to any site on the InterNet, as it is being used, with or without her consent, to generate UCE/SPAM. In addition, We feel that all CypherPunks Distributed Node Mailing List members should forcefully unsubscribe themselves from the lists, as spammers, since it is enevitable that there is someone on the list who considers their posts irrelevant, off-topic, or SPAM, at one point or another. In the future, the Author would be happy to provide a filtered version of the CypherPunks Distributed Node Mailing List which would be distributed freely to all CypherPunks whose non-union dues are currently paid up to date. The filtered version would contain complete copies of all posts routed through the current CypherPunks Distributed Mailing List Nodes, without any deletions or censorship, in accordance with CypherPunks Goals and Traditions. For a slight extra fee, the Authors would also be happy to provide special, Enhanced Editions of the CypherPunks Filtered Mailing List: 1. ASCII Art Edition: Containing classic reprints of Timmy C. Mayonnaise ASCII-Art SPAMS, complete with Forged Digital Signatures of Dr. Dimitri Vulis, KOTM, along with a Certificate of Genuine Authenticity Digitally Signed with the Electronic Forgery Foundation's Pretty Lousy Privacy Key. 2. Censorship Crisis II Edition: Offers the convenience of recreating the original posts for and against censorship of the CypherPunks list, substiuting the names, email addresses and digital signatures of current list members, saving list members hours of rehashing old issues, while maintaining the emotionally volatile atmosphere regarding an argument that is logically ridiculous to argue about in the first place, given the nature of the CypherPunks list. !!!PLUS!!! As An Added Bonus: (At No Extra Charge!) * A complete pro-censorship and anti-censorship thread dealing specifically with the SPAMing of SAHMD chapters to the CypherPunks list, with each post written and autographed the the Author HimOrHerSelf! * A Classic Collection of past posts by both legendary and long-forgotten CypherPunks, quoting and misquoting the "Doomed to Learn From the Mistakes of the Past" (or whatever) quote.(A 5MB package, by itself, alone!) * A Superb Collection of Lame-AND/OR-Offensive Posts categorized under such headings as UNSCRIBIBVE, LAME, RACIST, CHILDISH, 'I BROKE PGP!', 'NEW UNBREAKABLE ENCRPTION ALGORERHTHM', , RE: , STUPID, AOL, 'I THINK WE SHOULD ALL SEND TEN COPIES OF THIS POST BACK TO DIMITRI', and one of the all-time favorites of many Veteran Elitist CypherPunks List Members, 'TEST'. 3. Pre-Checked Archive Edition: Each post is marked with a special flag to indicate whether or not the post is duplicative of a subject discussed, or a point made by, Tim C. May at some time in the history of the CypherPunks list, as well as a flag indicating whether or not the post agrees with Mr. May's past theories and views, so that they can be efficiently deleted in order not to waste the reader's time with BadInformation, one way or the other. Those pre-dating their orders for an Enhanced Edition of the Author's Filtered CypherPunks Mailing List to December 7, 1989, or forging Tim C. May's digital signature to their order, will receive copies of Nalus Optic's coming post to list, whining about how HisOrHer original post *NEVER* called for censorship, Tim C. May's future reply that this is obviously the work of that asshole, Toto, again, Robert Hettinga's future post that he *loves* this list, another post from Tim C. May, obviously forged by Toto, saying that he can't find his shoes *or* his goddamn dentures, and a variety of future posts from various list members stating: "Just ignore him." "Don't you people have delete keys?" "Happy Fourth of July!" "I'm putting Toto back in my KillFile!" "I never took him out of mine, I just read his posts by accident when I read all of the posts in my KillFile, to make sure I'm not deleting anything important." "<Plonk!>" "Have a good Labor Day!" "Unscrrvive" "Unrivcribe cypherpunks <Lamer@AOL.COM>" "Unsvribe <Lamer@AOL.COM> cypherpunks" "Uncribive cypherpunks" "Unsrivribe <Lamer@AOL.COM>" "Merry Chrismas Everybody!" "Take me off this goddamn list!" "TAKE ME OFF THIS LIST! I MEAN IT!!!" "Happpy Holidays and a Happy New ear" "Please take me off this list, ok? Please, somebody?" "OK OU ASHOLES! IM GOING TO KEEP THIS UP UNTIL OU..." DISCLAIMER: The Author is in no way implying that those who do not wish to take advantage of this tremendous offer are not free to just contine their involvement in the Cypherpunks list and use methods of subscribing and posting pretty much the same as they did before deleting this offer without reading it. However, HeOrShe reserves the right to bill all who receive this offer the full amount of the CypherPunks current non-union dues, if this offer is not returned to the CypherPunks mailing list they received it from, in it's original condition, with full message headers, within thirty minutes or less of its original posting.]